Sorry for the hiatus! TMC has been busy with other projects, but we’re back by popular demand with all the bad puns and hot guns of the young ‘uns. Speaking of guns, nubile Neil deGrasse Tyson’s are out of this world!
Thanks for the tip, Guest Cougar Shannon!

Sorry for the hiatus! TMC has been busy with other projects, but we’re back by popular demand with all the bad puns and hot guns of the young ‘uns. Speaking of guns, nubile Neil deGrasse Tyson’s are out of this world!

Thanks for the tip, Guest Cougar Shannon!


How can someone so young sing words so sad? It seems as if baby Moz here is barely legal…but that cowlick is just begging to be brushed off of his chaste, unlined brow, innit???  
Thanks for the suggestion, Guest Manther Justin! And happy belated birthday to Morrissey!

How can someone so young sing words so sad? It seems as if baby Moz here is barely legal…but that cowlick is just begging to be brushed off of his chaste, unlined brow, innit??? 

Thanks for the suggestion, Guest Manther Justin! And happy belated birthday to Morrissey!


Putin? More like Put-it-in! (Sorry.)
Not convinced? Here’s Vlad hanging with some cute animals. Спасибо!

Putin? More like Put-it-in! (Sorry.)

Not convinced? Here’s Vlad hanging with some cute animals. Спасибо!


Yes, Norwegian black metal icon Varg Vikernes is a convicted murderer. But look how dreamy he was at his trial. He’s like, hot enough to ignite an ancient church. Kommer hit, du slem gutt!

Yes, Norwegian black metal icon Varg Vikernes is a convicted murderer. But look how dreamy he was at his trial. He’s like, hot enough to ignite an ancient church. Kommer hit, du slem gutt!


Can’t Help But Liebe This Basterd
Young Christoph Waltz is too adorable! I challenge anyone with the ability to overcome enropy and the singular direction of time to resist this teen heartthrob. He was like the 100% german-equivalent of Leo Di Caprio (who is like 50% deutsch).
To be honest, I’m mildly obsessed with present day Christoph, who plays really disturbingly convincing bad guys and nazis, and still, I have the major hots for him. #ichbindasmeistervonloserberg

(by Guest Cougar Eve!)

Can’t Help But Liebe This Basterd

Young Christoph Waltz is too adorable! I challenge anyone with the ability to overcome enropy and the singular direction of time to resist this teen heartthrob. He was like the 100% german-equivalent of Leo Di Caprio (who is like 50% deutsch).

To be honest, I’m mildly obsessed with present day Christoph, who plays really disturbingly convincing bad guys and nazis, and still, I have the major hots for him. #ichbindasmeistervonloserberg

(by Guest Cougar Eve!)


Presenting Jim Carrey at 19 in his first movie role in the uh, classic film, Rubberface. And here is young George Jones, country music legend. I’m certainly not the first person to point out the resemblance. Hopefully Hollywood gets to work on the biopic, posthaste!


 “I thank God I was raised Catholic, so sex will always be dirty.” - John Waters  

Going back to Baltimore in the 60s to find out how inflation has changed the cost of mustache rides. 

I thank God I was raised Catholic, so sex will always be dirty.” - John Waters 


Going back to Baltimore in the 60s to find out how inflation has changed the cost of mustache rides. 


Dear Mike Doughty…you asked for it! Unfortunately, the timestamp on this photo indicates that you are barely legal. It’s cool, the Time Machine can convert its passengers into teenage goths. Let’s go listen to Cocteau Twins in the dark. (Those safety pins on your pant leg are about to get fiddled with.)
immutableinscrutable:

Myself, at Simon’s Rock, 1987. 
I’m campaigning to be on
Time Machine Cougar. Or Look at This Fucking Person.

Dear Mike Doughty…you asked for it! Unfortunately, the timestamp on this photo indicates that you are barely legal. It’s cool, the Time Machine can convert its passengers into teenage goths. Let’s go listen to Cocteau Twins in the dark. (Those safety pins on your pant leg are about to get fiddled with.)

immutableinscrutable:

Myself, at Simon’s Rock, 1987. 

I’m campaigning to be on

Time Machine Cougar. Or Look at This Fucking Person.


Much ado has been made of a younger Newt looking like Schrute. Would you throw this moon-colonizin’ mistress-keepin’ aspiring Presidential candidate a shot?

Much ado has been made of a younger Newt looking like Schrute. Would you throw this moon-colonizin’ mistress-keepin’ aspiring Presidential candidate a shot?


Marion Barry: civil rights activist, besmirched public figure, and Washington, D.C.’s “Mayor-for-Life” as a young man in Mississippi. Proving once again that everything is hotter down South!

Marion Barry: civil rights activist, besmirched public figure, and Washington, D.C.’s “Mayor-for-Life” as a young man in Mississippi. Proving once again that everything is hotter down South!